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Man Used Feces to Write 'I AM SORRY' on Restroom Wall, Police Say

Lower Saucon Township police say Richard Norman Hamm II, 22, of Center Valley also made two prank phone calls in which he asked Subway staff to check the women's restroom that he had allegedly just vandalized.

An Upper Saucon Township man has been charged with criminal mischief, disorderly conduct, reckless endangerment and harassment after police say he used feces to write "I AM SORRY" inside a bathroom at Subway, 1862 Leithsville Road, Lower Saucon Township, on the afternoon of Jan. 8.

In a news release issued Tuesday, township police said Richard Norman Hamm II, 22, of the 4000 block of Lalique Lane, Center Valley, later made two prank phone calls to the restaurant in which he asked staff to check the women's restroom.

Police said Hamm used a blocked phone number to make the calls.

When staff discovered the condition of the lavatory, they closed it and called police, the news release said.
Richy Hamm January 24, 2014 at 07:53 AM
And no said you can't get dna Form poop and they should of got finger prints off the in side of the door handle because finger prints dont lie either which agian they didnt do
law man January 24, 2014 at 11:27 AM
Hey Richy, how do you spell Lawyer?? I'm pretty sure it's not "Lower"
Hugh Gallagher January 24, 2014 at 01:18 PM
Where's MaryAnne when we need her?
Richy Hamm January 24, 2014 at 04:07 PM
Hugh what thats mean
The Truth January 24, 2014 at 04:08 PM
Yeah there u go, stick a q-tip up his ass and get a DNA sample. If his $hit don't fit, you must acquit...
Eric Sarko January 24, 2014 at 04:11 PM
Hey Gerry your a retard somebodys DNA got to be the system to test it your smart, you think before you talk because your coming off as stupid as hell ain't nobody arguing that shit don't give off DNA but what's you gonna match it if its not in the system this ain't a rape case or a violent crime its smearing shit on a wall there not gonna obtain a court order for poop being smeared *******
The Truth January 24, 2014 at 04:16 PM
He's been caught brown-handed...
Richy Hamm January 24, 2014 at 04:20 PM
Lol it won't match I know that for a fact.. I am requested for DNA.. Why would I do that if I did it lol
The Truth January 24, 2014 at 04:25 PM
Eric Sarko...sarcasm...humor...google it...
The Truth January 24, 2014 at 04:28 PM
Something smells, he is clearly the target of a smear campaign...
Richy Hamm January 24, 2014 at 04:41 PM
I like you truth will you be my friend
Eric Sarko January 24, 2014 at 04:43 PM
This ain't no joke the truth this is a shitty situation
Gerry Kranz January 24, 2014 at 05:23 PM
Eric, by the way you and Dick so eloquently express yourselves, I naturally assumed that your DNA was already in the system, along with your mug shots and fingerprints. Your demeanor also lends itself to giving the Dirty Sanchez to the defenseless Subway looking glass. Now get back to your cash register, a customer wants cigarettes.
The Truth January 24, 2014 at 05:45 PM
Sewer Dick, we can be friends. Not fecal friends though just regular buddies...
The Truth January 24, 2014 at 05:46 PM
Lol this is the funniest story I've seen on patch in a while. And yes, the shittiest of situations lol!
Richy Hamm January 24, 2014 at 06:14 PM
Lol so how are you doing the truth
Richy Hamm January 24, 2014 at 06:21 PM
And Gerry only mug shot and figure prints my dna is not in the system but two at of three ain't bad!!!! Lol
Eric Sarko January 24, 2014 at 06:22 PM
Lol someone needs cigs I don't work at a gas station or encourage cancer you monster
Eric Sarko January 24, 2014 at 06:25 PM
That Gerry just a mean cyber bully he ruined my night...not!!! I know how I can feel better I'll just hit up a SubWay!!!
Eric Sarko January 24, 2014 at 06:34 PM
I feel bad for you Mr.Hamm your a Law Abiding Citizen and a role model your always volunteering at the soup kitchen and the food bank but your a bad seed obviously Gerry don't know you, your a saint...GOD BLESS YOU MR.HAMM
Eric Sarko January 24, 2014 at 06:36 PM
They should take a picture of you because your being framed
Richy Hamm January 24, 2014 at 06:38 PM
I know Eric its a messed up situation but God is on myside he knows I didnt do it. I wish god could come down and tell them I didnt do it..
The Truth January 24, 2014 at 06:38 PM
I'm doing pretty shitty, this is no laughing matter...it's a fecal matter...
Richy Hamm January 24, 2014 at 06:58 PM
Lol I not doing good either I getting harassed by the cops all because I used the restroom :(........
Gerry Kranz January 24, 2014 at 07:33 PM
Eric, we can collect some of Dicks DNA from your tonsils....
The Truth January 24, 2014 at 08:17 PM
I think my buddy "the truth is a dope" is behind this. He is a retard with a long history of fecal smearing...
Eric Sarko January 25, 2014 at 12:37 AM
That's it your not invited to my birthday Gerry
Cindy Cicero January 25, 2014 at 01:15 AM
@Hugh that was pretty shitty of you not to answer Dicks question.....;)
Lower Saucon Brother January 25, 2014 at 03:21 PM
Hey DICK, say this sentence : I am we todd did, I am sofa king we todd did.
Chris January 25, 2014 at 03:30 PM
This article is hilarious sucks I didn't catch hearing this on my police scanner that would of been funnier yet.

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